What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:44
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?